Back... again

This time from India. My mind tells me it's noon; my body tells me it's midnight. Blogger.com tells me I haven't posted for a while because I have been out of the country.

Rest assured, though, a whole slew of pictures, rambling anecdotes and complaints about mind-altering smog will appear in this space presently.

Bacon is awesome--it's science

As you may recall, I have waxed poetic, if not eloquent, about the joys of bacon. It turns out that wasn't just the rambling of a meat-addled writer. I guess what I'm trying to say is... behold.

Step 1: Click for bigger image. Step 2: Weep at the genius therein.

Mind you, I'm not taking credit for this. This guy did the research. I am merely reporting the science of awesome.

I'm wondering where barbecue sauce is, though... Element 112?