I wish you hadn't gone and gotten charged with some unbelievably ballsy crimes. Although they are entertaining--seriously, who tries to sell a U.S. Senate seat? Who?--there have been some unpleasant consequences.
Namely, the fleet of media helicopters hovering over your home. Which happens to be a few blocks from my home.
Please oblige them with a wave or a middle finger and send them on their way.
Your neighbor,
Gerry Doyle
P.S. Happy birthday.
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