Thursday, December 11, 2008

Dear governor,

I wish you hadn't gone and gotten charged with some unbelievably ballsy crimes. Although they are entertaining--seriously, who tries to sell a U.S. Senate seat? Who?--there have been some unpleasant consequences.

Namely, the fleet of media helicopters hovering over your home. Which happens to be a few blocks from my home.

Please oblige them with a wave or a middle finger and send them on their way.

Your neighbor,

Gerry Doyle

P.S. Happy birthday.

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