But the pages matter too!

I came across this on Al Gore's Internet: A blog that does not judge books by their covers. Oh, no. It just judges the covers.

And hey, oddly enough, it judges MY cover. Other than the fact that my name is OUTRAGEOUSLY LARGE*, the design of "From the Depths" is, well,

... enough to put anyone in a relaxing, oxygen-free sleep. However, the blood-red name of the book keeps us from an untimely slumber. There's the scent of murder mystery in the confined air of this book, and it smells fishy.

It's worth pointing out that her blog looks niftier than mine, too.

*and I'm not Chuck Klosterman.