How about something happy and interesting

I'm sitting here at my desk at work accompanied by a five-gallon drum (that was the smallest they had!) of primer. I also am drenched in approximately five gallons of sweat from carrying it to work. Why work? Because I already had carried four gallons of paint home and work was a lot closer to the store. Now I have a few hours to cool off and figure out how to fix the Internet at home, which somewhat mysteriously stopped working for my roommate's computer but hums along just fine on mine.

And speaking of Australia,

There you go. Happy? Yes. Interesting? Yes. And in the time it took me to type this post, I think I've cooled off by at least 10 degrees (Fahrenheit, of course).