Fido gets the exercise--so you don't have to!

Tired of moving your legs when you walk? Annoyed with the pesky “pedaling” action your bike requires? Can’t afford a Segway?

Then cash in a little bit of your dignity for one of these babies:

You can be the first one on your block to cruise down the street as your neighbors stare in awe. And then dial Animal Control. Or 911. It would be a tough decision, I think.

Now, as the owner of a dog...

(not actual size)

...whose favorite pastimes are chasing, fetching and sniffing randomly, I can only imagine what would happen to the rider if his or her “engine” spotted a squirrel or something. You would quickly part ways with the scooter, the dog and a probably good bit of your epidermis.

Of course, if you’re too lazy to, you know, walk your pet as our ancestors have for millennia, maybe vehicle stability isn’t your biggest problem.