Mad dogs and Doylishmen

It turns out that historically--and by that I mean before the invention of oil and air conditioning--the residents of Abu Dhabi, from the wealthiest sheikhs to the scruffiest pearl divers, all left during the summer. Al Ain is where it's at from June to September.

But guess where I'm gonna be? Hint: it's a place where Monday is forecast as the coolest day of the next seven, at a brisk 100 degrees.